1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,159 [man] We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,200 Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name. 3 00:00:06,201 --> 00:00:08,079 I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:12,600 And I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o time-o. 5 00:00:12,601 --> 00:00:14,479 [Dulcie] Deadloch has a serial killer. 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,599 He has been living under my nose for five years. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,760 I probably know him. 8 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,000 -You are not my partner. -I am. It is deeply unfortunate. 9 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:25,240 I don't have a best friend 'cause my best friend died. 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,800 I'm king-effing shit up in Darwin. 11 00:00:27,801 --> 00:00:29,519 -They don't want me either. -Why not? 12 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,680 'Cause I fuckin' killed my partner! 13 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,880 Bushy. He got eaten by a croc. 14 00:00:33,881 --> 00:00:36,439 I was supposed to be with him when it happened, but I was pissing on. 15 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,320 It's just a job, Dulcie. 16 00:00:38,321 --> 00:00:40,719 Right now my job's more important than us, Cath. 17 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,279 Started calling you Collins, by the way. It's just a little nickname. 18 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,400 OK. Alright. 19 00:00:44,401 --> 00:00:46,759 Fuckin' hell, Collins! You fuckin' cracked it. 20 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:47,719 Oh. 21 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,200 You hate it here, sexy. 22 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,000 Let's leave Deadloch. 23 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,560 OK. OK. 24 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,960 Bushy wasn't chum. He wasn't eaten by a croc. 25 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,760 He was... 26 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,080 shot in the head. 27 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,200 I knew when he went missing, 28 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:02,719 That's why they sent me down here. 29 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,599 They... They just didn't want me sniffing around 'cause I was right! 30 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,000 [Eddie] G'day, Holly. 31 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,160 We're here to help solve Bushy's murder. 32 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,640 [eerie music plays] 33 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:28,680 [birds call] 34 00:01:33,281 --> 00:01:37,038 [? Elton John sings "Crocodile Rock"] 35 00:01:37,039 --> 00:01:40,240 ? I remember when rock was young ? 36 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,880 ? Me and Susie had so much fun... 37 00:01:42,881 --> 00:01:45,199 [woman 1] Sorry! We went to the wrong croc tour. 38 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,879 [woman 2] Yep. So those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour, 39 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,038 then they left and they got Wolf Creeked, probably. 40 00:01:50,039 --> 00:01:52,479 Here, we'll just wait for these latecomers. 41 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,680 Yeah. OK. 42 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,439 Right, Leon, do you want to take a seat? 43 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,160 -It's Leo, not Leon. -Yeah, sorry, babe. 44 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,960 Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumping Croc Tours. 45 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,480 I'm Amber, Don's daughter. My husband, Grent, is the skipper. 46 00:02:06,481 --> 00:02:09,478 And my little brother with the pole is called Troy. Isn't that right, Troy? 47 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:12,040 -Yeah. -Yeah, alright. So, safety stuff. 48 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,160 Hands and feet inside the boat at all times. Any questions? 49 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,470 Yeah. Who were the traditional owners here? 50 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,960 Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late '70s. 51 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,560 Which is way before fuckin' Jason Wade's fuckin' Land of Crocs. 52 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,440 -Way before, right? -Way before. 53 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,240 OK. Alright, babe! Let's go. 54 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,880 [engine whirring loudly] 55 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,960 [Amber] Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc, 56 00:02:37,961 --> 00:02:39,479 you want to gouge out its eyes. 57 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,600 -But what are they being, Troy? -Naive. 58 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,420 That's right, they're being naive. 59 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,600 As my dad Don always says, 60 00:02:45,601 --> 00:02:48,479 if you're getting attacked by a croc, you're not surviving, 61 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,320 you're dying. 62 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,560 OK. 63 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,400 Look over here, you'll see your first croc. 64 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,880 Old Scrubber. 65 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,400 Can you all see that? 66 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,770 -[gasping] -[woman] There it is. There it is! 67 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,880 Good. No refunds. [laughing] 68 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,240 Troy, pole. 69 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:09,799 -[Amber murmurs indistinctly] -[passengers murmur] 70 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,800 Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today. 71 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,120 [passengers exclaim] 72 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,000 [Amber] That's it, she's hungry. 73 00:03:19,079 --> 00:03:21,720 -Alright. -[applause] 74 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,440 Now, you might be thinking, "Fuck me, that's a big croc!" 75 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,720 -But it's not. -Nup, it's not. 76 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,800 Old Scrubber here's only three metres. 77 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,079 'Cause she's just a girl. 78 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,760 Our bull croc along here is Goliath. 79 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,680 5.3m, teeth to tail. He's the boss. 80 00:03:38,681 --> 00:03:41,599 And he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory. 81 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,159 -[man, over loudspeaker] ...saltwater crocodile has the strongest bite force of any living animal... 82 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,999 Fuck are those Land of Croc cunts doing now? 83 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,560 Oi! You lot! You rack off! 84 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,720 The border is the big white rock! 85 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,300 [Amber] Bullshit it is, Spud! 86 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,200 Ram 'em, babe. Ram 'em! 87 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,440 [passengers exclaim] 88 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,880 [Amber] You look like a shaved dick! 89 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,400 [Troy] No! Amber! 90 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,530 What? 91 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,080 Holy shit! 92 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,760 Which bull is it? Is it Goliath? 93 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,800 Use your pole, Troy. Flip him! Fuckin' flip him! 94 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,240 Come on, give a big one! 95 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,959 It's not Goliath, thank fuck! 96 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,279 Wait, Troy... 97 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,440 What the fuck's that in its mouth? 98 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,800 [passenger screams] 99 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:31,240 [theme music plays] 100 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 -[whistle blows] -[cheering] 101 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:55,320 ? Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree ? 102 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,000 ? Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee ? 103 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,280 ? To the left, to the... 104 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,040 [screams] Here comes a big one! 105 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,160 Um, I think I might- 106 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,080 [Eddie] Collins! Collins! 107 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,560 [Dulcie] No, Eddie, don't get in- 108 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,630 -Collins! -I was gonna get out, Eddie! 109 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,200 Hey, that new, uh... 110 00:05:14,201 --> 00:05:17,159 that new superintendent down at Police HQ, what's his name? 111 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,560 -Col Culkin. -Macaulay Culkin, yeah, yeah. 112 00:05:19,561 --> 00:05:22,119 He just called, he said we could talk about Bushy today! 113 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,310 Come on! I'll break the surface tension. Follow the slipstream. 114 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,440 Alright, here's the plan, OK? We go into HQ, and we go, 115 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,200 "Oi, listen up, cunts, Bushy's death was sus as fuck, OK? 116 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,599 We reckon he was definitely investigating something, 117 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,919 and that's what got him killed." 118 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,880 And then we go, "You lot have obviously been too busy 119 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:43,599 sitting around, licking your own fuckin' dickholes 120 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,919 to see what's been happening here, 121 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,520 so you need to tootle-fuck and let us run the case. 122 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,080 Capisce? Or comprende?" 123 00:05:49,159 --> 00:05:50,209 -Uh-huh. -Mmm. 124 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,680 Let's give those lazy cunts a razz! 125 00:05:52,681 --> 00:05:53,759 -Hey! -Ow! 126 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,279 -Fuck's sake, Collins, that's... liquid gold! -That was not... 127 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,279 I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing! 128 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,599 -I didn't know you were gonna dance! -[Eddie speaks indistinctly] 129 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,399 [Dulcie] Can you tell me if my ponytail is straight? 130 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,039 -[Eddie] Straight as it can get for a lesbian. -[Dulcie] Oh, don't do that. 131 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,080 Look, there's no easy way to say this, but Detective Bushman committed suicide. 132 00:06:09,081 --> 00:06:11,999 The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics, 133 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,480 which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon. 134 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,840 I am... I'm terribly sorry. 135 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,360 Nah. Nah. 136 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,680 Someone got the... wrong end of the dick with that one. [laughs] 137 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,480 Ah, well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist 138 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:31,040 also said that he was struggling with depression, 139 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:36,159 uh, hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation. 140 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,720 Yeah, but that's just cop stuff. 141 00:06:38,721 --> 00:06:41,759 Everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers. 142 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,280 That's just a regular Friday night, isn't it? 143 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,960 Ah, there was also a note. 144 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,880 Yeah, his wife, Holly, found it when she was packing up the home. 145 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,920 Um, you were mentioned, Detective Redcliffe. Uh... 146 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,440 Look, I know how rough this is. 147 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,040 I went through the same thing with my police partner 10 years ago, 148 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,400 and I did not cope. 149 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,640 You know, I started drinking. I got heavily into capoeira. 150 00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:11,199 You know what, that's probably just a note from some other time, I think. 151 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,359 There was another time? 152 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,240 Well, no, he's dated it and initialled it, so it's quite thorough, really. 153 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:20,480 You know what, I'm just going to take this and, um, and give it a read. Ta, Colby. 154 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,759 -Alright, would you like some comfort? -No, I'm fine, I'm fine! 155 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,560 -I can come with you and- -I'm fine. I can read now, so... 156 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:29,040 Oh, dear. Look, we can offer the detective counselling or leave, 157 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,280 a support dog... a therapy puppet! 158 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:34,279 Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment, 159 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,040 it's just probably less training, that's all. 160 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,279 [woman, over loudspeaker] Well, folks, the dry season's over 161 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,600 and the rains are coming, 162 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,800 so that means it's time for our Build Up sale. 163 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,040 We've got tankinis, monokinis, cut-outs, faux-kinis... 164 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,200 [melancholy music plays] 165 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,050 [Eddie sighs] 166 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,680 [ticking, hissing] 167 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,280 [Culkin] So, um, so you and your husband- 168 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,520 Uh, my wife. 169 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,200 Oh! Right? Yeah. No, well, that's good too. 170 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,760 Better, actually. You know, I voted yes. 171 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:21,160 So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved, 172 00:08:21,161 --> 00:08:22,799 will you be heading back to Tassie? 173 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,880 Ah, no plans to go back, no. 174 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,960 No, I was considering a lateral transfer. 175 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:35,000 I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpackers case. 176 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,159 Oh, um... 177 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,559 Yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading Taskforce Hammare. 178 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,760 OK, alright. 179 00:08:41,761 --> 00:08:44,519 Well, I've tried suggesting people for his team before 180 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,679 and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity 181 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,399 only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses. 182 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,920 -Right, right. -Yeah, so, uh... 183 00:08:51,921 --> 00:08:53,999 backpacker team's a shut shop, unfortunately. 184 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,520 Uh-huh. 185 00:08:55,521 --> 00:08:57,559 Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it? 186 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,600 You know, incredible beaches. 187 00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:01,279 Well, not for the swimming, obviously, 188 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:05,400 with the crocs and the jellyfish and the undetonated World War II bombs. 189 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,190 Yeah, but there's waterfalls, they're spectacular. 190 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:28,839 -[Cath] Bushy took his own life? -[Dulcie] Yes, he did. 191 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,340 Oh, that's awful. How's Eddie? 192 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,560 [thud] 193 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,920 Got any king pythons? 194 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,520 Only in jumbo packets. 195 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,800 Fuck! 196 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,920 Does she have any family here? 197 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,640 -Like a support network? -No. 198 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,200 Uh, we saw Holly 199 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,720 and she handed Eddie that box of Bushy stuff 200 00:09:43,721 --> 00:09:46,719 and said she never wanted to hear from anyone in Territory Police ever again. 201 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,679 Oh. Well, I'm glad Eddie's been offered counselling. 202 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,959 She needs a therapist. Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD in young boys. 203 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,959 Did you want to enter the competition for Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza? 204 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,680 The Golden Barra's 200k this year. 205 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:57,920 No. 206 00:09:57,921 --> 00:10:03,079 Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle and win a jet ski. 207 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,400 It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever. 208 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,400 Alright, hand it over. Fuck. 209 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,280 OK, so what's the plan now? 210 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,650 -We have noodles and... -No, no, the plan-plan, 211 00:10:13,651 --> 00:10:14,959 besides going to a waterfall. 212 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,280 Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring... 213 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,560 No, not work, sexy. Life! 214 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,880 [gasps] Let's drive around Australia. 215 00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:24,879 Fern is with her grandma's in Sydney and I've left all my book clubs. 216 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,679 Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians. 217 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,399 It's either a road trip or we run for parliament 218 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,719 and I could get into surfing 219 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,360 and you could get into... 220 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,080 something weather-y. 221 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,040 Oh, you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt. 222 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:38,599 You love the weather! And I could get some of those rubber boots 223 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,200 so you don't get electrocuted. 224 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,720 Cath, I'm... feeling... 225 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,600 -with my feelings that- -Yeah. 226 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,150 Yeah, OK. Yeah, I need to... The rubber boots can wait... 227 00:10:47,151 --> 00:10:48,439 -Yes. OK. -...can't they? Yeah. 228 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,279 'Cause we need to focus on what's important right now 229 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,040 and that is Eddie, isn't it? 230 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,120 -Yes. -She needs our love and our support 231 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,640 and a float at a waterfall 232 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,440 that's only a little bit croccy. 233 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,160 What's "a little bit croccy"? 234 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,320 Yeah, so I signed us up to win a jet ski. 235 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,600 -OK. -Yeah. 236 00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:06,879 We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds 237 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,640 who entered 48 times in a row. [chuckles] 238 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,200 -Uh, Eddie... -Yeah, look, I owe you twos a sorry. 239 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,960 You know, for making you put your life on hold 240 00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:17,799 and for dragging you all the way up here. 241 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,000 -No, no, no. -It's fine. 242 00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:21,359 Collins, I'm sorry that Bushy's investigation was a bust 243 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,559 and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason 244 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,679 and, you know, you look like shit all the time 245 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,879 because of the humidity. 246 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,790 -Oh, no, the hives are clearing up. -Her hair curl routine just needs tweaking. 247 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,120 Anyway, I'm going to piss off. 248 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,120 Let you get back to your gay marriage. 249 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,960 -What? You're going? -Yeah, yeah. 250 00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:39,599 Got plenty of stuff to get onto. Got this bag of snakes. 251 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,679 About to win a jet ski, so that'll keep me busy. 252 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,080 Anyway, point is, this is the end. The end of the friendship. 253 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,280 Oi, Allira, which way's the desert? 254 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,520 Righto. 255 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,320 Too-ra. 256 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,119 -[Cath] Eddie, wait! -Nah, you're right. 257 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,679 -Dulcie, do something! -[phone buzzing] 258 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,959 [Eddie] I'll get my sports bras from the sleepy nook in the camper. 259 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,319 Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins. 260 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,799 -[Eddie] Cath, you got the keys? -[Cath] No, Dulcie's got them. 261 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,999 Oh, Superintendent Culkin. 262 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,999 [Cath] Eddie, just wait! We can talk about this. 263 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,680 We're at a petrol station in... 264 00:12:08,681 --> 00:12:10,199 -[Cath] Dicks River. -Dicks River. 265 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,399 [Cath] Oh, no, no! Dirks River. 266 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,519 Uh, Dirk, no, Dirks River. There's no dicks. 267 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,840 There's... It's not... Uh... 268 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,120 How can I help you? How can we help? 269 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,280 [eerie music] 270 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,920 [indistinct chatter] 271 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,920 [indistinct] 272 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,410 [woman] Yeah, we're from Melbourne. We're just... 273 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,360 Right. 274 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,320 Does Barra Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles? 275 00:12:46,321 --> 00:12:49,279 -How am I supposed to fuckin' know? -Do you think it's male or female? 276 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,799 I don't know how this croc identified. 277 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,400 Oh, don't be smart! I meant the arm. 278 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,800 I know what you meant. 279 00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,199 Just don't want to get dragged into 280 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,279 your fuckin' who, what, when, where, who bullshit. 281 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,840 I put the police tape up. 282 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:02,679 I stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad. 283 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,240 I've done plenty. OK? 284 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,480 Come on, let's go! 285 00:13:05,481 --> 00:13:07,959 Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Cath at the waterfall. 286 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,799 No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant 287 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,599 until homicide get here. Don't make that face. 288 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,080 Well, he is not my boss. 289 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,839 And neither are you. So, stiff clitties. 290 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,679 -Stiff clitties? Oh, lovely. -[Amber] Nup. Pussy's crack with this! 291 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,600 -I want a word with you lot. -Oh, hey. 292 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,320 Uh, I gotta go piss. 293 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,720 No! You just went. 294 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,390 I've got a UTI, OK? It's like fire ants in my urethra. 295 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,680 Oi, listen. 296 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,279 -You cops need to fuck off. -[Dulcie] Behind the tape, ma'am and sir. 297 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,719 We got a tour coming through here in 45, and I'm not cancelling. 298 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,599 I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne 299 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,879 'cause Leon vommed on her shoes. 300 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,840 -$55. -Well, no, no. 301 00:13:37,841 --> 00:13:40,599 We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene. 302 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,600 This is not a crime scene. This is my private property. 303 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,800 How dare you? 304 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,960 What the fuck are you doing here? 305 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,000 I'm not here. I'm not me. So... 306 00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,479 You think I wouldn't recognise you, 307 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,759 coming in here behind those bloodshit polarised lenses? 308 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,559 -Hey, they're ombre! -Sorry, what is happening? 309 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,239 You need to fuck off! She's barred from here. 310 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,000 OK? My dad barred her from here. 311 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:01,079 -Pat, Pat! She's barred from here. -[Eddie] Yeah, yeah. 312 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,200 [Pat] Eddie. 313 00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:03,479 -Fuck. -[Amber] It's not on, Pat! 314 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,759 -Get her out. -I didn't recognise you! Welcome home. 315 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,160 What do you mean "welcome home"? "Home" as in home, home? 316 00:14:09,161 --> 00:14:10,919 -You're from Barra Creek? -No, no, no. 317 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,559 Remember the last time I saw you? You probably don't. 318 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,520 -Rolling drunk, she was. -OK, yeah. 319 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,279 [Pat] Out on the highway with some dog. 320 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,760 Having a fight with a tree. 321 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,080 -How long you home for? -I'm not home, OK? 322 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,360 I hate this fuckin' town. 323 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,239 I hope it slides into the river next time it fuckin' rains. 324 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,759 Well, piss off, then, before Dad comes back 325 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,719 -and you become the fuckin' crime scene. -[sirens wail] 326 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,199 Oh, great! Look, the jizz squad has arrived. That's perfect timing. 327 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,439 Pat, It's been lovely. Good luck with your life. 328 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,200 Have a great one. And, uh, Amber, 329 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,690 -you can suck a fuck. -[Amber] You fuckin' shit! 330 00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,479 -[Eddie] Collins, meet you in the car park. I'm calling Cath. -[Pat] Who's this? 331 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,600 It's not the Dirks River boys. 332 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,360 [Dulcie] That's Detective Blunt. 333 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,720 He's on the backpacker case. 334 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,400 What's he doing here? 335 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,520 [man 1] Alright. Clear the scene. We've got it from here. 336 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,600 [men chatter indistinctly] 337 00:14:54,641 --> 00:14:57,439 [man 2] Rangers have arrived. 338 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,570 [Blunt] Get them to cut the crock open. There'll be more inside. 339 00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:04,759 What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve? 340 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,199 -[Steve] Small to medium. -Fuckin' small to medium. Fuck! 341 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,120 Steve, you got that photo? 342 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,250 Alright. 343 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,160 Yep, I called it. 344 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,770 The arm's got the same tattoo, see? Both lavender. 345 00:15:15,771 --> 00:15:18,399 That's her flower tattoo. It's Ebba. It's Ebba's arm. 346 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,199 Swedish girls got eaten. They got eaten by crocs. 347 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,250 [man] 100%, 100%. 348 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,520 Put that on ice. Send it to the fianc�. 349 00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,599 -Where's my phone? I'm calling the senator. -Detective? 350 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,879 -[Blunt] Hello, mate. Yes, as suspected. -[Dulcie] Detective. 351 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,639 -[Blunt] Yeah. Shit news. -Sorry, can I... 352 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,159 -Detective? -I'll tell you what, if you call for that croc cull, Senator, 353 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,319 I'm going to back you 200%, mate. Yeah, you have my... 354 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,760 Hang on, Russ, sorry. 355 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,600 -Got a tourist here. -Oh. 356 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,640 -This is a crime scene. -Yes, I know. I'm Detective Collins. 357 00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,559 Superintendent Culkin called me in to assist. 358 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,040 That pinko greenie? 'Course he fuckin' did. 359 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,280 Senator, sorry. Can I call you back, mate? Thank you. 360 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,359 So you think that that arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers? 361 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,240 No, don't think. I know. 362 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,200 Right. Yes, right. 363 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,080 Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years, 364 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,450 and I just completed five years in Tasmania, 365 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,160 so if an extra pair of hands is needed 366 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:05,559 to figure out the victim's last movements, I can absolutely- 367 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,680 -Hang on, did you say Tasmania? -Yes, yes. 368 00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:09,399 -What's your name again? -Dulcie Collins. 369 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,760 -F... You're that Deadlake bird. -Ah... 370 00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,719 You know you're the talk of the group chat. 371 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,679 How you fucked up an investigation so royally 372 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,440 you got three innocent men killed? 373 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,320 One of them was a serial killer, actually. 374 00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,759 Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer, but I don't need any help. 375 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,519 You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fuckin' stretched-out attic twin. 376 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,360 Have a good one. OK, boys, we've got to do this presser. 377 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,999 What do you reckon, aviators on or off? 378 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,270 -[man 1] On. -[man 2] 100%. 379 00:16:33,271 --> 00:16:35,159 [Blunt] Yeah, I reckoned on. I reckoned on. 380 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,360 [man 2] Yeah, 100%. 381 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,400 [men all repeat agreement] 382 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,600 [hums tune] 383 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,239 [man] So, which croc was it, then, Mik? 384 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,639 I don't know which one it is, Isaac, it's too busted up. 385 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,719 Is it a bull from another part of the river? 386 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,000 Like Whopper from Dirks River? Or Cyclops or Dunker? 387 00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,479 [Mik] Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones, cuz. 388 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,479 I already said I don't know. Whoever he is, he's fuckin' massive. 389 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,399 -[Isaac] Maybe it was Megamouth? -[Mik] Oh, my God, shut up! 390 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,960 [horn beeps, music plays loudly] 391 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,640 Cath! Finally! 392 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,560 -Eddie. -Ugh. 393 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,480 If this is about me not telling you I was from here... Fuck me! 394 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,279 Not even three hours in this rat hole, it's already taken its toll. 395 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,719 What happened to you, Collins? Look like the bones of Rasputin. 396 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,159 -Nothing happened. -Drink water. 397 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,079 Sorry I'm late! I got caught talking to lesbians. 398 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,119 There were so many of them, and they were all so beautiful. 399 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,360 Waterfalls, I mean. 400 00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:32,799 There were only two confirmed lesbians, and they were both very sunburnt. 401 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,720 OK. Alright, Cath, let's get out of here. 402 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,679 There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club with my arse's name on it. 403 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,359 [Cath] Oh, no, no, we can't drive anywhere. 404 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,479 The camper van company said we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark 405 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000 'cause of the buffaloes. 406 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,920 But I've booked us into the Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night. 407 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,680 Fuck! 408 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,640 What? Have you stayed there before? 409 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,360 Are the toilets bad? 410 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,040 [drone whirs loudly] 411 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,319 [reporter] But first, a sad update 412 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,159 in the search for the missing Swedish backpackers, 413 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,320 with lead detective Michael Blunt addressing media earlier this evening. 414 00:18:22,321 --> 00:18:24,439 We believe that Swedish backpacker Ebba Ehrling 415 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,160 was the victim of a croc attack. 416 00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:28,439 We also believe that it's only a matter of time 417 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,640 before we recover the remains of one Astrid Ahlberg. 418 00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:34,999 It's pretty clear that Ebba went into the water at Crossley's Crossing 419 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,280 at some time, probably having a skinny dip. 420 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,640 Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull croc. 421 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:41,559 And then that bull croc has choked on her arm 422 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,999 and floated upstream to Barra Creek, where it was discovered. 423 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,600 [man] We need to start culling the bastards. 424 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,240 The Swedes? 425 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,560 No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit! The bloody crocs. 426 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,720 They've taken over. They'll be walking on land next. 427 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,800 OK, my love! 428 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,930 Is Eddie joining us? 429 00:18:57,931 --> 00:19:00,679 I got us the emu and kangaroo sausages. They're the house special. 430 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,560 OK, so the pub has new owners, Lynn and Mary. 431 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,639 Both straight for now, but life's long, isn't it? 432 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,200 Mm-hm, it is. 433 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,440 Is that Eddie? 434 00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:11,279 Oh, my God, look at her! Look at her little topknot, Dulce! 435 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,920 Aw! 436 00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:14,479 I know she doesn't have any family in town. 437 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,919 Is there anyone she wants to catch up with while we're here? 438 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,880 We could throw a barbecue. We just need a barbecue. 439 00:19:19,881 --> 00:19:21,679 Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue. 440 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,639 -Is that the backpackers? -Yeah, Lynn said they worked here. 441 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,800 [eerie music plays] 442 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,760 I wonder where Eddie's got to. 443 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,920 [car approaches, "Slice Of Heaven" plays] 444 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,760 [woman] G'day, everyone. 445 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,400 So Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight, 446 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,760 but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebba's honour, which is nice. 447 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,439 [man] No-one likes your effing bingo. 448 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,360 Oi! Take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird, 449 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,080 or Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week. 450 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,600 What are you drawing? 451 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,400 Oh, nothing. That's a... 452 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,080 That's a train. 453 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,840 [Dulcie clears throat] 454 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,360 If that's a train, you need an MRI. It looks like an arm. 455 00:20:14,361 --> 00:20:16,599 Dulce, what's going on? I promise I won't freak out. 456 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,159 I'm doing so much work on myself at the moment 457 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,640 I've basically evolved into a cosmic head. 458 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,400 Oh, look, Cath, 459 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,240 Blunt made an ID on the arm today 460 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,400 without any forensics input. 461 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,880 Just based on a tattoo on an arm 462 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,760 that had been used as a reptile's chew toy. 463 00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:36,999 -Do you think it's Ebba's tattoo? -Uh, I don't know. I don't know. 464 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,839 But it's frustrating I don't have access to the crime scene photos 465 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,520 'cause I'm not working the case. 466 00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:44,919 You see, Blunt said that the backpackers were last seen at Crossley's Crossing, 467 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,720 but look at that mural over there! 468 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,920 How did the arm travel to Barra Creek? 469 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,640 We're 50km upstream. 470 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,360 [Mary] Last call for bingo! 471 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,000 Cath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebba? 472 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,120 What if Blunt's got this ID wrong? 473 00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,119 Those missing women could still be out there, 474 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:04,480 and that's to say nothing of the actual person whose arm was found today. 475 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,480 What about them? The way this is being investigated is just not right. 476 00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:10,519 Do you remember what I said in our marriage vows? 477 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,800 Yes, I do remember, because all four of our parents were there. 478 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,960 I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you, 479 00:21:16,961 --> 00:21:18,439 aside from your perfect clit. 480 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,640 Yeah, and then a month later, my dad died. 481 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,200 Yeah, look, if you think there's something wrong here, you need to go for it. 482 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,120 We'll just keep checking in. OK? 483 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,840 [Mary] Ah, before I get on the bingo balls, 484 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:35,240 we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Ebba. 485 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,840 I'll use a timer on my phone. 486 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,640 OK, and... go. 487 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,400 [phone dings] 488 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,040 Oh, uh... 489 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,800 Sorry, my bad there. 490 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,880 [footsteps approach] 491 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,040 [Dulcie, breathlessly] Eddie! 492 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,240 Collins? What are you doing? 493 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,800 I'm running to you. 494 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,320 Why are you so fuckin' slow? 495 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,240 Oh, Christ. I'm overheating. 496 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,800 I am like a computer on a lap. 497 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,000 How does anyone move up here? The air is thicker than Clag! 498 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,800 [sighs] Listen, Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm. 499 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,800 -I can feel it. -No, no. 500 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,759 What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush. 501 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,079 No, that... OK, well, that was not Cath's story to tell. 502 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,130 I saw the cream. 503 00:22:55,131 --> 00:22:57,199 No, well, the fungal infection under my breasts 504 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,080 is totally irrelevant right now. Look. 505 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,080 Look, the tattoos don't match. 506 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,560 Ebba's tattoo is lavender and violet, and the victim's tattoo is... 507 00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:08,719 I mean, I don't know exactly what that is, but I think there's legs involved. 508 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,200 But the point is, the arm from the river isn't Ebba's. 509 00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:13,879 I think we've got a John Doe on our hands. 510 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,800 No. I don't have anything on my hands. 511 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,920 Yeah? Some rando wants to go for a swim 512 00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:20,599 in a river filled with reptilian death puppies, not my problem. 513 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,159 OK, right. Well, I am sending you the photo. 514 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,679 -No! Don't send me- -No, I'm sending it. 515 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,520 I am sending you the photo. 516 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,000 And there. It's sent. 517 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,080 Was that your phone? 518 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,120 Oh, well, that was very silly, Eddie. 519 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,520 That was just a silly, silly thing to do. 520 00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:37,359 -How are you going to make calls now? -I don't care. 521 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,639 I'm not going to make a fuckin' call. 522 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,519 I won't make a call ever again in my whole fuckin' life. 523 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,280 Just... Come on. 524 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,720 [sighs] Right. 525 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,000 I understand not... 526 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:55,600 Look, I understand not wanting to spend time in your hometown. 527 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,750 I grew up in Canberra, and I didn't have many friends either, 528 00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,359 -mostly 'cause of... -No, I had many friends. 529 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,680 ...mostly 'cause of our 8pm curfew, and we prayed a lot. 530 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,120 But... 531 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,960 we can't walk away from this. 532 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,200 Watch me. I'll make it fuckin' jaunty for you. 533 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,440 [sings] ? Agadoo-doo-doo... 534 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,640 Eddie! 535 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,760 ? Do ya see me walk away? 536 00:24:16,761 --> 00:24:19,119 -? Agadoo-doo-doo... -This community deserves answers! 537 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,800 Mate! There is no community in Barra Creek, OK? 538 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,280 A full arm showed up, but did anybody report a missing person? 539 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,720 Nup. No-one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone. 540 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,040 OK, fine. That's fine, Eddie. You go back to Darwin. 541 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,599 -You drink your coke. -Hoon around on my new jet ski. 542 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,270 Oh, yeah, hoon around on your new jet ski that you will absolutely not win. 543 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,880 But I am staying here 544 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,680 because I owe it to this John Doe to at least try and ID them. 545 00:24:45,681 --> 00:24:48,719 Besides, what else am I going to do? Huh? I'm going to go to Alice Springs? 546 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,480 It is a lesbian social worker vortex! 547 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,840 It will suck Cath in and never let her go. 548 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,560 [horn blares] 549 00:24:56,221 --> 00:24:59,759 Your ears stuffed with big fat balls? 550 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,480 I told you to fuck off. 551 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,840 I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, OK? So you can fuckin' fuck off. 552 00:25:04,841 --> 00:25:08,999 From Dad's Best Best billboard right down to the Drowsy Driver Roadside Trivia sign, 553 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,680 this is my family's. 554 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:12,279 Barra Creek is Darrell country, 555 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,119 and you're not welcome after what you did. 556 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,000 Ugh. I didn't fuckin' do anything. 557 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,480 -You put a croc in Dad's ute! -Oh, come on! 558 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,280 It was a one-meter freshie, OK? That was croc justice. 559 00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:23,319 And it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand. 560 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,159 And you know what? He deserved it after what he did. 561 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,320 What did he do? 562 00:25:26,321 --> 00:25:28,039 -None of your business. -Don't worry about it. 563 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,120 You tried to kill him. 564 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,560 Don fuckin' bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mum 565 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,480 so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres! 566 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,120 Yeah, so he could get the truck in to get the new shed in to put the boat in. 567 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,479 You're rat dogs. You bunch of you, fuckin' rat dogs. 568 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,880 At 7:35am, I'm doing the daycare drop-off at Kroccy Kidz with a Z. 569 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,600 When I come back through here for the iced coffees, 570 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,160 I better not see you, yeah? 571 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,760 My family run this town. 572 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,440 What town? 573 00:25:53,441 --> 00:25:56,519 It's just a fuckin' pub, a police station, and a fuckin' bin. 574 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,679 Yeah, well, the joke's on you, shithead, 'cause we've got two bins now! 575 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,719 Oh, OK, cool. Guess what else you've got two of? 576 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,840 This one and this one. Fuckin' sit on that. 577 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,640 -Piss off! -Yeah, tell Don to sit on it, too! 578 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,520 Sit on a big one, you giant piece of shit people-mover! 579 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,720 Fuckin'... shit car. 580 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,120 Sorry about your mum's memorial. 581 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,160 Why? You didn't drive over it with a Komatsu. 582 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,290 Here. 583 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,110 Is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek was your hometown, 584 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,120 because of your mum and... 585 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,760 putting a crocodile in that gentleman's car? 586 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,320 Yeah, because this town is full of shit cunts like the Darrells 587 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,960 who just do whatever the fuck they want. 588 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,280 Sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand is 589 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,720 Oh, well, we can do away with the courts, then. 590 00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:48,719 Hang on, shut up. Where'd you get these? 591 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,920 Ah, um, a journo sent them to me. 592 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,440 They were on the boat. 593 00:26:52,441 --> 00:26:54,999 They're the one that vomited on the passenger's sandals. 594 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,520 They be-beeped it to my phone. There was a be-beeping sound. 595 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,240 That's not a croc bite. 596 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,560 -What? -Crocs' teeth don't cut like that. 597 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,080 They just thrash you around till you're in chunks 598 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,120 so they can swallow you. 599 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,840 That's been chopped off. 600 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,520 Fuck! 601 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,600 It's a fuckin' homicide. 602 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,080 Oh, that's fuckin' great, isn't it? 603 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,400 Now we're looking for a missing person and a fuckin' killer. 604 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,440 -Fuck. -We? 605 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,450 Yeah. 606 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,200 Yeah, fuck this town. Fuck... Fuck the lot of them. 607 00:27:37,201 --> 00:27:39,319 I'm like herpes. I can leave when I fuckin' want. 608 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,000 So that's... That's a yes? 609 00:27:41,001 --> 00:27:43,399 -Yes, yes, fucking yes. -Yes? You are going to say yes? 610 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,120 -Yes! Yes! -Hey! Ow. 611 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:48,199 Great. I'll call the superintendent first thing in the morning, 612 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,080 and we'll get the proper permissions. 613 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,210 Suck job. 614 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,199 Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie. 615 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,440 -You're such a cop. -You're a cop too. 616 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,080 Yeah, but I'm, like, a cool cop. 617 00:27:57,081 --> 00:28:00,239 [Dulcie] So you're still sleeping in the camper with us tonight? 618 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,760 [Eddie] Yeah, 'course! Sleeping in my nook. 619 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,880 That's where my bag of undies is. 620 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,640 [tense music plays] 621 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,120 [bats chitter] 622 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:28,359 -Guess what I had for dinner? -[dog barking] 623 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,960 I don't know. Falafel? 624 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,680 No, Aunty Mary gave us ice-cream 625 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,050 because Mum was cutting up a dead crocodile! 626 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,600 -[kid] Hello. Boss! -What? 627 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,400 -Did you say a dead crocodile? -Yeah, a big one. 628 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,000 What's your mum do for a job? She a butcher? 629 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,320 She's a ranger. 630 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,400 -She got me this fishing shirt. -Oh! That is a very good shirt. 631 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,000 What's that? That drawing on the billboard? 632 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,000 Um, that's... that's a rocket 633 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,880 that is taking off into the sky. 634 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,840 Did your mum say if she found anything else in that croc? 635 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,970 Yeah! 636 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200 Well, what was it? 637 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,640 Hey, kid! 638 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,080 What was inside the crocodile? 639 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,080 [reads German] 640 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,040 [Eddie] Collins! 641 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,990 -Collins! -Oh, good, you can help me. 642 00:29:15,991 --> 00:29:18,359 Cath's left the instructions for how to disconnect the sewer hose, 643 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,920 but they're in German and I- 644 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,400 Ow! 645 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,000 Where did you get that? 646 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,960 This? It's my steed. It's a rental. Cost me a bomb. 647 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,000 OK, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent. 648 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:31,439 Forensics called this morning 649 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,719 and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male. 650 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,359 I still think the tattoo is of legs, 651 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,160 maybe bird's legs, because they bend backwards. 652 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,000 Blunt is off on a new lead. 653 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,360 Apparently Astrid and Ebba interacted with a man at the Dirks River service station 654 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,320 and they're trying to locate him now. 655 00:29:46,321 --> 00:29:48,359 So we have been given the green light to investigate. 656 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,119 Good, 'cause I reckon the murderer fed the John Doe to their pet croc. 657 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,839 So we just need to disconnect this thing 658 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,880 and, if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere, we can go. 659 00:29:56,881 --> 00:29:58,399 Sorry, did you say a "pet croc"? 660 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,439 -Yeah. -[man] Morning! 661 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,240 -[both] Morning! -Bit hot up here. 662 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,960 -Is it? -Yeah, steamier than a Bangkok laundromat. 663 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,680 [all laugh] 664 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,120 [Eddie] Yeah, good on ya. 665 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,320 [man laughs] 666 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,480 Yeah, the croc from yesterday had no more body parts in it. 667 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,480 Its guts were just filled with chickens. 100% chickens! 668 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:17,839 The point is, with a diet like that, the dead croc is probably someone's pet. 669 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,000 What? Who would keep a crocodile as a pet? 670 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,400 Heaps of people up here do! 671 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,680 I know two in Barra Creek. 672 00:30:23,681 --> 00:30:25,519 To what end? What do you do with a pet crocodile? 673 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,039 -You teach it to heel. -[woman] Morning! 674 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,880 -[both] Morning! -Gosh, it's hot. 675 00:30:28,881 --> 00:30:31,679 -That's correct. Yeah. -Oh, yeah, I could steam a dumpling in my cooch. 676 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,520 I reckon that the killer has fed the arm of the John Doe to their pet croc, 677 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,080 but then the croc has choked on it and carked it. 678 00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:40,879 And so the killer's just dumped him in the river. 679 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,039 So, I'm going to check on the two pet crocs, see if one is missing. 680 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:48,800 If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer. 681 00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:50,279 [imitates motorbike engine revving] 682 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,480 What? No, that is not our priority, Eddie! 683 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,280 Forget about the croc. We need to ID our victim and... 684 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,320 And what about the sewer pump? Eddie, that is a two-person job! 685 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,080 -Morning. -Yes, it's hot. 686 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,320 Sorry, Lynn. Sorry. 687 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,200 I saved that Coat of Arms for you. 688 00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:06,919 -Sorry, my what? -Your house special from last night. 689 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,310 -The one you didn't eat. -Oh. 690 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,570 We named it the Coat of Arms 'cause of the roo and the emu sausages. 691 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,720 [door bangs] 692 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,160 Oh. 693 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,560 Sorry. I haven't... 694 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,600 Hey, sorry, someone's still in here and that's accidentally locked! 695 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:43,799 [rattling door] Hello? 696 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,040 OK. 697 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,120 Oh, my God. 698 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,760 [mouths] 699 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,040 [softly] Hey. 700 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,360 [man] Alright! How youse all going? 701 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,120 Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience. 702 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:31,240 As youse know from me socials, I am DJ Darrell, 703 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,279 And our pet King who's in that pool behind me 704 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280 was caught by my dad Don. 705 00:32:35,281 --> 00:32:37,799 He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia, 706 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,440 so suck shit Land of Crocs, size does matter! 707 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,570 [laughs] 708 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,360 [chuckles] Yeah. 709 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,960 Alright, let's give him some food. 710 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,660 Yeah! Clap your hands, that's it. 711 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,680 Bring out the beast! 712 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,600 Hey, hey! Alright. There we go! 713 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,360 Go on, clap louder. 714 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,520 King only comes when you clap. 715 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,090 -Oh, here he is, King of the river. -[audience member] Oh, there it is! 716 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,320 Fuck. 717 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,050 -[DJ] So who here wants to chuck a chook? -[man] I do! 718 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,160 Bum. Where are your names? 719 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,320 [sighs] 720 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,200 -[door opens] -Alright, you done yet? 721 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,400 Sorry, you knew that I was in here? 722 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,680 I'm shutting up. Gotta get to the doc's. I've got piss in my blood. 723 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,120 -Alright. -Wait, just one second. 724 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,960 Sorry, do you know any of these men? 725 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,160 Yeah, of course I bloody know them. Out. 726 00:33:26,161 --> 00:33:28,799 Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them? 727 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,960 Christ. 728 00:33:30,961 --> 00:33:32,799 There's Barry, he's in a nursing home. 729 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,560 That Don bastard's still around. 730 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,280 Trevor Stutchberry died a couple of years ago. 731 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,800 Frank McCallister's in jail. 732 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,080 And that one is dead, probably. 733 00:33:41,081 --> 00:33:43,399 -Probably? -Well, he went missing, didn't he? 734 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,520 Do you remember his name? 735 00:33:45,521 --> 00:33:48,039 I don't bloody know. He was in the papers, wasn't he? 736 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,520 -Was he? Why? -Because he went bloody missing. 737 00:33:50,521 --> 00:33:52,839 Right, I've had enough of your questions! Out. 738 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,080 Um... 739 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,640 -Out. -No, I don't have my shoes, please. 740 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,770 Thank you. 741 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,720 [Dulcie] He went missing. 742 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,160 -Lloyd. -Sorry? 743 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,560 The bloke in the photo. 744 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,159 Lloyd Reynolds was his name. 745 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,920 Christ, keep up, girl. 746 00:34:20,551 --> 00:34:23,359 [Eddie, over phone] Collins? 747 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,198 Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to... 748 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:26,198 What? 749 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,479 [Dulcie] It's Lloyd Reynolds. 750 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,999 The jet-ski guy from the petrol station. I'm headed there now to try to ID him. 751 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,880 Fuck off, you hovercunt! 752 00:34:32,881 --> 00:34:35,439 -And then I'll come and get you! -Yeah, cool. I'm not listening. 753 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,759 Hey, the Darrells' pet croc King is still alive, 754 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,519 so I've got one more place to check out. 755 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,600 -[beeping] -Collins? Collins? 756 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,239 -Fuck off! -[drone whirs loudly] 757 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,360 [indistinct] 758 00:34:47,361 --> 00:34:50,158 [Allira] Yeah, it's a promotion. I have to mention the promotion 759 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,239 and two packs of Fruity Juice for $2 is a good deal. 760 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,880 -So are you sure you don't want it? -So sure. I'm really sure. 761 00:34:56,881 --> 00:34:59,959 Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed. 762 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,039 Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition. 763 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,440 I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants. 764 00:35:05,441 --> 00:35:07,239 I think he might be a missing person. 765 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,200 [sighs and groans] 766 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,440 Oh, my God. 767 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,960 Ah! 768 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,800 Thank you, Allira. Thank you. 769 00:35:16,801 --> 00:35:21,079 [Allira] Are you sure you don't want two packs of Fruity Juice for $2? 770 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,000 I'm so sure. This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, 771 00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:25,839 is there any chance that you remember him? 772 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,879 Yeah, I remember him 'cause the bank told me to cut up his credit card. 773 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,199 Right, and this is his phone number here, is it? 774 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,080 Yeah, 48 times in a row. 775 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,720 OK, OK, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes? 776 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,880 No. 777 00:35:36,881 --> 00:35:38,959 [Mary, on recording] You've reached the Barra Creek Pub, 778 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,720 home of the famous Steak Cake. For bookings, press 1... 779 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,520 Is this about the Swedish backpackers, Elsa and Aspirin or whatever? 780 00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:47,479 'Cause I already told those detectives this morning 781 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,919 about them and that Lloyd bloke. 782 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,119 Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with? 783 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,360 Yes. 784 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,120 They paid for their noodles 785 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,080 and his mobility scooter 786 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,040 and two packs of Fruity Juice for $2. 787 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,400 -Are you sure you don't want that? -I don't want it. I don't want it. 788 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,560 -[sighs] -OK. 789 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,080 Think they felt sorry for him 'cause he was old 790 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,399 and I cut up his credit card. 791 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,160 Right, and did they leave with him? 792 00:36:10,161 --> 00:36:11,959 No, they went in different directions. 793 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,159 He went to Barra Creek and they went off to Crossley's Crossing. 794 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,280 Right, thank you so much. 795 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,520 Hang on a sec. That's Lloyd there. 796 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,360 [Dulcie] No, but that's... 797 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,920 [man] Frank McCallister. 798 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,920 Priors include crop poaching, drink-driving, 799 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,840 identity fraud and petty theft. 800 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,720 That him there? 801 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,280 Yes. Yep. 802 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,200 He's in prison. 803 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,960 How is Frank McCallister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dirks River 804 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,200 if he's in prison? 805 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,160 Could he have been released early? 806 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,760 [sighs] 807 00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:02,439 He was released four days ago. 808 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,879 Right. OK, great. Can I grab an address, please? Thank you. 809 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,280 You see the chat? 810 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,040 -Fucking funny. I'll get done for that. -[laughs] Yeah. 811 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,040 -See you later. -[door closes] 812 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,200 The address. 813 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,520 [brakes squeal] 814 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,480 [eerie music plays] 815 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,520 [exhales] 816 00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:46,279 [Sat Nav] Continue straight along Dickie's Knob Road 817 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,679 for one and a half kilometres 818 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,519 and your destination will be on the right. 819 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,360 [beeping] 820 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,480 [beeping speed increases] 821 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,680 [turns off engine] 822 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,840 [tense music plays] 823 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,800 Lovely. 824 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,800 [exhales] 825 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,720 [woman] Thank you. That song was called Red Flag. It was about my ex. 826 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,360 And this next one's called Dead Love. It's about my ex. 827 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,490 [man] No! 828 00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:40,239 [Amber] Who the fuck graffitied our billboard? 829 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,319 -Where's Spud? Where is he? -[musician strums guitar] 830 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,960 Amber, we don't want any trouble. 831 00:38:43,961 --> 00:38:46,279 The pool table's still spongy from the water damage 832 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,760 last time you guys went at it. 833 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,640 Oi! Spud! 834 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,080 -Did you do that? -Oi, fuckstick! 835 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,720 Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face? 836 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,080 -Nup. -[stops playing] 837 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,840 Don't know nothing about no cock and balls. 838 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,280 Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker, though. 839 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,880 My dad is not gay! 840 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,550 -No-one in our family is gay! -[DJ] Respect my dad! 841 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,160 He's the king of the river! 842 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,800 [eerie music plays] 843 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,280 Hello? 844 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,040 Mr McCallister? 845 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,800 Is anybody there? 846 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,450 Hello? 847 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,800 -[banging] -Oh! 848 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,160 [exhales] 849 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,440 Hello? 850 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,560 [banging] 851 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,320 Oh, Christ, Eddie! Oh, God. 852 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,080 My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now! 853 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,400 What are you doing here? 854 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,640 [sniffles] He's dead. 855 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,560 Yeah. 856 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,560 Yeah, I think he is, too. 857 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,400 I loved that cheeky fucker. 858 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,880 Oh, no. God, Eddie, I didn't... 859 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,440 Oh. I didn't realise you knew him. 860 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,840 We grew up together. 861 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,760 He was a bloody good listener. 862 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,040 We used to have baths together. 863 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,000 He had the most beautiful... 864 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,840 ...piss-yellow eyes. 865 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,280 I mean, I fed him a chook every morning. 866 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,600 [sniffles] 867 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,440 Sorry, who are you talking about? 868 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,040 Triple Pet! 869 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,320 The best croc in the Territory. He's not in his cage. 870 00:41:00,321 --> 00:41:02,319 He must have been who was dead in the river. 871 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,800 -Right. -What... 872 00:41:03,801 --> 00:41:05,239 Who were you talking about? 873 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,000 Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McCallister. 874 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,960 I think his arm was in the Triple Pet. 875 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,520 No. No, that's not possible. 876 00:41:15,521 --> 00:41:17,679 Well, he was released from prison a few days ago. 877 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,870 I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here. 878 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,240 Eddie, you OK? 879 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,920 [gunshot] 880 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,720 -Christ, what... -Fuck! Get down, get down! 881 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,560 [man] Get off my fucking property, you fucking thief! 882 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,320 Fuck my ring, don't shoot! 883 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,400 [man] No! I bloody will! 884 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,480 -Oh, fuck up, mate! -Eddie, stay down! 885 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,800 No, no, he's not going to shoot us. 886 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,800 He's my fucking dad! 887 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,360 Your dad is Frank McCallister? 888 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,920 Yeah, well, that's one of his fucking names. 889 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,680 And he's not dead. 890 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,119 Yeah, he's fucking dead to me! 891 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,520 You're fucking dead to me, Edwina! 892 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,680 [men grunt] 893 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,160 Break it up, fellas. DJ! 894 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,720 Leave him. Leave him! 895 00:42:07,721 --> 00:42:09,639 [Amber] Get that dick and balls off my dad's face! 896 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,260 [man] Get back, you croc fucker! 897 00:42:11,261 --> 00:42:13,519 [Amber] Come through, DJ! He's going on the ship jetty! 898 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,239 [Pat] I need back-up at the jetty. The Darrells are kicking off again. 899 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,640 No, hose, Lynn! It's not helpful! 900 00:42:18,641 --> 00:42:21,479 -Just tell me, and don't piss up my back. .. -[Dulcie] Enough, Eddie! 901 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,760 ...did you feed one of your mates to Triple Pet 902 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,240 and dump him in the river? 903 00:42:25,241 --> 00:42:27,679 -No! I didn't dump Triple Pet in the river. -Stop. OK. 904 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,359 -Somebody stole him, didn't they? -Oh, that's fuckin' convenient, isn't it? 905 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,320 -Stop! OK! -You shut your hole! -You shut your hole! 906 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400 That croc's the son I never had! 907 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,830 That was my brother! My fucking croc brother! 908 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,120 Shush both of your holes! 909 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,920 Frank, if you're not dead... 910 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,320 ...then whose arm was in the crocodile? 911 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,660 Who else has your tattoo? 912 00:42:46,661 --> 00:42:49,039 [man shouts] Frank! I've been listening to my scanner! 913 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,660 Mate, the fucking pigs are here! 914 00:42:50,661 --> 00:42:52,599 -Yeah, I can see that, can't I? -[siren wails] 915 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,280 No, not Eddie! 916 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,680 Them! 917 00:42:55,681 --> 00:42:56,719 What the fuck? 918 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,519 -What the fuck's going on, Collins? -I have no idea. 919 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,559 [officer, on megaphone] Frank McCallister, you are wanted in relation to the abduction 920 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,879 of Ebba Ehrling and Astrid Ahlberg. 921 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,119 We know you took them from the Dirks River petrol station, Frank. 922 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,639 -What the fuck? -[Dulcie] No! 923 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,720 Detective, the cases aren't connected. 924 00:43:08,721 --> 00:43:12,639 The backpackers paid for his shopping and they went in separate directions. 925 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,160 I knew you came back to stitch me up again! 926 00:43:15,161 --> 00:43:17,199 -I didn't fucking stitch you up! -[on megaphone] Frank! 927 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,560 Put your weapon down and put your hands up where we can see them, now! 928 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,240 -Frank! -[man] Come on, Frank! Run! 929 00:43:24,241 --> 00:43:25,959 -Fuck off! -No, no, don't! Don't! 930 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,719 -[Eddie] Don't you go down to that jetty! -[men shout indistinctly] 931 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,279 All teams with me! Go around this way. We'll cut him off. 932 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,440 Eddie! 933 00:43:32,441 --> 00:43:36,799 Frank, you need to answer my questions! What happened to Triple Pet? 934 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,560 Stop! Access denied, Eddie! 935 00:43:38,561 --> 00:43:40,919 -No, I'm getting on! -[all shout indistinctly] 936 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,520 You can't come on! Piggies sink the boat! 937 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,240 Just get off! Get off, now! Off! 938 00:43:46,241 --> 00:43:47,959 -Get on board, for fuck's sake. -Get on! Get on. 939 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,159 [officer, on megaphone] McCallister, we have you surrounded. 940 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,840 Now's your chance to surrender. 941 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,320 [Eddie] Come on, Collins! 942 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,440 [Dulcie] OK, fine, but I will vomit. 943 00:43:55,441 --> 00:43:58,399 Oh, God, there was a splash in the water. Eddie, there's a big splash! 944 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,639 It's probably a fucking bull shark. Let me see. 945 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800 There's bull sharks too?! 946 00:44:02,801 --> 00:44:04,599 [Frank] Fuckin' fang it, Rog! Jesus Christ! 947 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,039 [Amber] He's getting away in his boat! 948 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,640 Get off the jetty! 949 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,240 [DJ] Everyone, get on a boat! 950 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,080 Nobody get on a boat! 951 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,960 I told you my dad told you to fuck off! 952 00:44:12,961 --> 00:44:15,719 -Yeah, well, your dad can suck my dick. -[shouting continues] 953 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,770 [Dulcie] Eddie! 954 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,080 Can everyone just shush it? 955 00:44:19,081 --> 00:44:21,439 There's something definitely in the water here! 956 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,960 [Amber] The fuck is that? 957 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,160 Shut the fuck up! 958 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,200 Troy! Pole! 959 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,360 Fucking flip it! 960 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,490 Flip it! 961 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,600 -Dad! -Dad! 962 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,800 [screaming] 963 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,520 [Amber, DJ and Troy scream and sob] 964 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,600 [theme music plays] 965 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,760 [music ends] 966 00:46:16,810 --> 00:46:21,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0